About me.

I break things
I drop things
I spill things (a lot)
I misplace my keys
and make coffee I forget to drink
I don't know how to use half the things I own
and I probably spend my money on the wrong things a lot of the time
I have an unrefined palette
and drink not-so-good wine
I never learned formal etiquette
I usually forget to brush my hair
I have too many opinions
I've never cared for money
I use a Mac instead of a PC
I haven't changed the music on my iPod in months
I'm not such a champ in the kitchen
I don't like to make the bed
and I can't fold a fitted sheet
I don't know how to drive stick
Sometimes I get annoyed with little kids who make a lot of noise
Today I stubbed my toe, and I probably shouldn't have gone to the gym afterwards and now it's all swollen and kind of purple, but I broke this one once before and figure it's probably gonna be fine
I forget to eat rather often
I don't drink enough water
I like staying in hostels instead of hotels
I often chat with the people working at events -- caterers, coat check folks -- rather than the people I'm supposed to talk to
I'm a sucker for a good story
I don't deal well with partial information
I almost always say the wrong thing
My feet are two different sizes
I like bad TV
I forget to treat my leather jacket
I haven't taken a photo since August
I'm bad at ironing
I often forget to introduce people to one another
Sometimes I confuse people of the same ethnic group
I'm pretty good with chopsticks
I often fall asleep in the middle of homework
I tune out out lectures and movies to think about other things
I still fantasize about winning the New York City marathon, the Nobel Prize, and the Pultizer
If I have to eat at a fast food joint I usually get a happy meal
My nephew thinks I'm the same age as him (4)
I somehow slept through 80s music
I don't know how to ice skate
My grammar isn't tops
I'd rather watch a party than participate